Not Thirsty Cropped Hoodie - Charcoal

Not. Thirsty. Period. End of sentence. Wear this cropped hoodie if you're unbothered, moisturized, happy, in your lane, focused, flourishing, and most importantly, hydrated. Looks great on those playing hard to get.

Fit:  Relaxed and purposefully boxy. Size down if you want a tighter fit. Cropped at just above the waist.
Color:  Charcoal
Material:  100% Heavyweight French Terry Cotton, 10.3oz/yd
Care:  Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

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We’re fed up with artificial ingredients and high sugar counts

Traditional hydration products add artificial flavoring and an ice cream scoop’s worth of sugar to offset the naturally salty taste of electrolytes.


We worked with a pharmaceutical expert to make all of Buoy's hydration-based wellness blends squeezable in any kind of drink without compromising taste, and without adding any sugar, stevia, or artificial ingredients.

40 servings per bottle

Each 2-ounce easy squeezy bottle has 40 servings.

Use a half-second squeeze per drink—careful not to squeeze it all in one place!

Squeeze into everything

Yes, you can squeeze it into water... but you can also squeeze it into other stuff!


Personally, we think Buoy is better in drinks that already have a flavor. We like squeezing into:


- iced coffee

- pilsners

- protein shakes

- green goddess smoothies

- california cabs

- diet sodas

- water (or as the French say, La Croix).

How to squeeze

Not Thirsty Cropped Hoodie - Charcoal
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