Not Thirsty Cropped Hoodie - Coral

Not. Thirsty. Period. End of sentence. Wear this cropped hoodie if you're unbothered, moisturized, happy, in your lane, focused, flourishing, and most importantly, hydrated. Looks great on those playing hard to get.

Fit:  Relaxed and purposefully boxy. Size down if you want a tighter fit. Cropped at just above the waist.
Color:  Coral
Material:  100% Heavyweight French Terry Cotton, 10.3oz/yd
Care:  Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

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Buoy’s ingredients are all-natural. Our bottles are made from 75% post-consumer recycled materials. We offset our shipping emissions. We donate one bottle for every bottle purchased on our website.

We’re fed up with artificial ingredients and high sugar counts

Traditional sports drinks add artificial flavoring and an ice cream scoop’s worth of sugar to offset electrolytes naturally bitter taste. We worked with our pharmaceutical team to make Buoy flavorless in any drink.

40 servings

Each 2-ounce Buoy squeeze bottle has 40 servings. Just a half-second squeeze per drink—careful not to squeeze it all in one place. We like squeezing into

Squeeze into everything

We like squeezing into iced coffee, pilsners, protein shakes, green goddess smoothies, California cabs, Diet Cokes and water (or as the French say, La Croix).

It’s easy-peasy hydration squeezy

  • Grab your drink.
  • Squeeze your Buoy for a half-second.That’s all it takes--don’t squeeze it all in one place.
  • Take your hydrating sip.
  • Repeat three to five times a day, every day.
Not Thirsty Cropped Hoodie - Coral
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