Not Thirsty Cropped Hoodie

Not. Thirsty. Period. End of sentence. Wear this cropped hoodie if you're unbothered, moisturized, happy, in your lane, focused, flourishing, and most importantly, hydrated. Looks great on those playing hard to get.

Embroidered 'Not Thirsty' across the chest. Embroidered Pelican patch on right sleeve.

Fit:  Relaxed and purposefully boxy. Size down if you want a tighter fit. Cropped at just above the waist.
Color:  Charcoal or Coral
Material:  100% Heavyweight French Terry Cotton, 10.3oz/yd
Care:  Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

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"No heavy metals like pink Himalayan salt"

"Adding a pinch every morning to my lemon water"

"Literally melts in your mouth"

The world's best salt

4 ionic ocean electrolytes and 87+ trace minerals that support every cell and system, delivered in a fast-acting boost.

✨ Vitality

The world’s most pristine sea salt and 87+ minerals and biological elements preserved in their naturally-charged ionic state that supports every cell and system.

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A rush of hydration to fuel your movement and rapidly replenish electrolyte and mineral levels to restore fluid balance.

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Essential electrolytes and hard-to-find trace minerals provide an instant, long-lasting boost to natural energy levels.

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Support optimal muscle function, dissolve cramps and regulate contractions with healthy doses of bioavailable sodium, chloride and trace minerals.

The world's best salt preserved in it's naturally-charged, ionic states with micronutrients, minerals and elements that nourish well beyond the label.

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1215mg Electrolytes Per Serv

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Deep Ocean Harvested

87 Ionic trace Minerals

Fast Absorption and High Bioavailability

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Third-Party Tested

Leading Sports Drink

no sugar or calories

no dextrose or silicon dioxide

no artificial dyes

no sweeteners or flavors

all-natural sea salt

87 ionic trace minerals

100% pcr materials

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ONE SERVING:
  • ¼ tsp (1.2g)
  • More electrolytes than leading powder packet
ONE JAR:
  • 45 Servings
  • More electrolytes than 45 powder packets