Hucking Fydrated Campfire Mug
Remind those around you to do the thing 75% of Americans forget to do: stay f***ing hydrated, just with a slightly softer tone. Rumor has it this mug makes your drink ultra-hydrating, but the jury is still out. Weight:  13ozMaterial:  Heavy-duty...
$20.00
Not Thirsty Cropped Hoodie - Charcoal
Not. Thirsty. Period. End of sentence. Wear this cropped hoodie if you're unbothered, moisturized, happy, in your lane, focused, flourishing, and most importantly, hydrated. Looks great on those playing hard to get. Fit:  Relaxed and purposefully boxy. Size down if you...
$50.00
Pelican Cropped Ringer Tee
Inspired by the perfectly worn gems we find thrifting and the camp counselor from Cabin 18 we all had a crush on. An homage to generations past and a reminder to those young and old that with the right group...
$30.00
Not Thirsty Cropped Hoodie - Coral
Not. Thirsty. Period. End of sentence. Wear this cropped hoodie if you're unbothered, moisturized, happy, in your lane, focused, flourishing, and most importantly, hydrated. Looks great on those playing hard to get. Fit:  Relaxed and purposefully boxy. Size down if you...
$50.00
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